Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL " "MAKE YOU CRY

" "MAKE YOU CRY

each letter inside a colored circle

a 32-lane house that never closed its doors

Bold white block text reads "TO HIT" beside the batter

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL " "MAKE YOU CRYListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading