Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt drinking golden-yellow serif text reads "Exotic

golden-yellow serif text reads "Exotic Foods" and "On La Cienega in Los Angeles

Daniel's Yelp review would be five cryptic stars

Navy block text at the bottom reads "SINCE 1773

and the Bees became their proudest diamond squad

Nothing weird here—just a completely normal suburban family raising their top-secret robot daughter

Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt drinking golden-yellow serif text reads "ExoticRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon