In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fallbrook beside a retro cartoon cardinal

beside a retro cartoon cardinal mascot gripping a black bowling ball with small red feathers floating nearby

A white line art illustration depicts a low-profile mid-century commercial building with a parking area

a mid-century bowling center built for serious league play

Brad Hamilton wore both with the dignity of a man who hadn't quit yet

Some bowling alleys were just bowling alleys

In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fallbrook beside a retro cartoon cardinalDog beers convert at a seven to one ratio, which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built in alibi. That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS," above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black. Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold, vintage worn style.