Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Maroon Smaller green italic text in

Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough

small-town clubs like these were the whole show

with a circular red stamp reading "1946" and "CLASS D NORTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE" arched around it

Naturalists spent centuries cataloging every creature on earth and somehow missed a bumpy green pickle standing on four delicate hooves in the woods

Doc Holliday staring down Ringo with that lazy smirk proved terminal illness is just another card to play

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Maroon Smaller green italic text inFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"