Stan Mikita's Donuts - Unisex T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE" in uppercase sans-serif lettering

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

If you see Randy securing the premises

sword in his right hand

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

Stan Mikita's Donuts - Unisex T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt Distressed white block text readsSugar Pucks flying off the counter at Stan Mikita's hit harder than anything in the Blackhawks' offensive zone. Garth nursing a cruller under fluorescent lights is the purest form of Aurora gravity. Inspired by Wayne's World. The Details: Curved white text reading "HOME OF THE SUGAR PUCK" arches above a small oval portrait of Stan Mikita, flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS" on a red and golden yellow shield. Bold block lettering reads "STAN MIKITA'S"