Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex Muscle Tank rr_track_comedy " Smaller green text beneath

" Smaller green text beneath reads "If it was easy they'd call it your mom

Thomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue

Navin Johnson invented the Opti-Grab to solve a problem nobody had

A retro-futuristic digital illustration of Korben Dallas' flying yellow taxi cab with a checkered stripe and rooftop "TAXI" sign sits centered

Long Beach's Ocean Boulevard was once lined with motels that promised the Pacific at your doorstep

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex Muscle Tank rr_track_comedy " Smaller green text beneathBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif