Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_western " A cartoon portrait of

" A cartoon portrait of Biff Tannen sits within a golden sunburst

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move

Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton

with yellow retro text reading "EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FROM PLANET VULCAN" at the bottom

Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_western " A cartoon portrait ofBiff's entire destiny got rewritten by a single punch, and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever. Packaging that karmic humiliation as a consumer product is the pettiest victory lap in Hill Valley history. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2