Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy CALIFORNIA" in small capitals below

CALIFORNIA" in small capitals below

" Red text at the bottom reads "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE" above a small navy emblem

" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus sitting side by side in a golden sleigh

Distressed white text reads "HOLIDAY" in bold block capitals above "Bowl" in flowing script

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy CALIFORNIA" in small capitals belowAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid