Boom Roasted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Ornate white script with decorative

Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

Bold white rounded bubble text below reads "I HATE PEOPLE

and it does it without a copay or a waiting list

but it's a Major Award

A digital illustration of Johnny 5 with distinctive binocular eyes and expressive eyebrow plates floats against a starfield dotted with planets and shooting stars

Boom Roasted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Ornate white script with decorativePutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block