Turkey, Gravy, Beans & Rolls - Unisex T-Shirt pee-wee Killian's smile sells the lie

Killian's smile sells the lie better than any corporate logo ever could

military uniform with epaulettes and ornamental buttons

Damone's five-point plan absolutely included founding a punk band he never actually rehearsed with

Stencil-style white text below reads "WEAPONS OF" in smaller letters

holding a golden-yellow beer mug topped with white foam

Turkey, Gravy, Beans & Rolls - Unisex T-Shirt pee-wee Killian's smile sells the lieNaming Thanksgiving sides to a hip hop cadence turns every family dinner table into an accidental rap battle. Grandma's green bean casserole was never meant to be that provocative. The Details: Wavy retro lettering in orange, brown, tan, and golden yellow reads "TURKEY," and "GRAVY," in large stacked lines at the top. Below, smaller rounded text reads "BEANS & ROLLS, LET ME SEE THAT" above the largest word, "CASSEROLE," all set in groovy 1970s bubbly