President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL and white clouds

and white clouds

Large alternating black and white block letters below read "WWSD

Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department

" in white below

its curling tentacles covered in detailed suction cups radiating outward

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL and white cloudsTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text