This is Pterrible - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL rendered in gold and white

rendered in gold and white in a pitching stance

established in 1913 when minor league baseball touched every corner of the state

and a potion dispensary out of one rattling yellow bus with zero waivers

Distressed white bold uppercase sans-serif text reads "I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE" stacked across three lines with a weathered

and a small fan rendered in muted colors

This is Pterrible - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL rendered in gold and whitePteranodons dodging meteors during a mass extinction event really only had one word for it, and they were pterribly right. Spelling it in cursive just adds emotional damage to geological damage. The Details: Distressed white retro script text reads "This Is" at the top. A pteranodon in warm yellows, oranges, and reds soars through flaming meteors rendered in a vintage illustration style, with teal gray smoke clouds and a golden yellow explosion along