It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Hoodie Size:S California is a souvenir from

California is a souvenir from a roller rink in a town that technically stopped existing in 1956

with bold blue text "COLT LANES" arched along the lower curve

" A matching black banner at the bottom reads "RESTAURANT" in tan block letters

Falkor's Yelp page is all five-star reviews and passengers ugly-crying into his fur at 10

Arched distressed white block text reads "I CAN'T" across the top

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Hoodie Size:S California is a souvenir fromBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling