I'm Not a Weatherman - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered with visible dot patterning

rendered with visible dot patterning and a weathered screen-print texture

Laid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate

Large white numerals "22" with black outline and drop shadow fill the center in athletic jersey styling

and blue tropical shirt

Inspired by Predator

I'm Not a Weatherman - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered with visible dot patterningPromising more than a few inches tonight with the confidence of a clip art man in a striped tie is a bold meteorological strategy. Accuracy was never really the point of this forecast. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed block text reads "I'M NOT A WEATHERMAN" across the top. A grayscale 1950s vintage clip art illustration of a smiling man in a suit and striped tie sits behind a news desk. Smaller off white serif text below reads "But you