UHF Raul's Wild Kingdom - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Cardinal Treating an alien hunting party

Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette

Manure hauling is less a business than a civic duty

Inspired by Edward Scissorhands

Sure" above a halftone-style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

UHF Raul's Wild Kingdom - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Cardinal Treating an alien hunting partyRaul's qualifications for hosting an animal show begin and end with owning animals and a building tall enough to launch them from. Those silhouettes aren't a cast list, they're a casualty report. Inspired by UHF. The Details: Distressed orange and yellow block text reads "RAUL'S" above large red "WILD" and yellow "KINGDOM" text. A posterized golden portrait of Raul with a mustache and curly hair sits centered, flanked by red silhouettes of a rooster