My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Arched distressed orange serif text

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "HANCOCK INFANTS" above a vintage cartoon illustration of a baby's face wearing a light blue baseball cap

bringing Class C baseball to Idaho during a time when minor league teams were the soul of their cities

Mild sauce packets make better stocking stuffers than whatever Hallmark is selling anyway

Scattered white dots surround the text across the print area

Golden-yellow script reads "Stay Gold" with white text "AUTO DETAILING" beneath it

My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Arched distressed orange serif textListing mahogany and leather bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self awareness. Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy. Inspired by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed uppercase sans serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with