President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt 70s Cromwell Hotel stood right on

Cromwell Hotel stood right on the ocean at 20th Street in Miami Beach

Ordering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history

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A vintage-style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing

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President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt 70s Cromwell Hotel stood right onGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif