Schweddy Balls - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy containing "TALL FAT" in blue

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell

Nothing validates intellectual superiority like a loaded citation

Bicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence

Bold distressed white text reads "DUNDEE'S" above orange text reading "SURVIVAL TRAINING" and tan text reading "EST·1986

Schweddy Balls - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy containing "TALL FAT" in blueNo one can resist Pete Schweddy's balls. They're delicious, they're seasonal, and they've been a holiday tradition since that legendary NPR appearance. The recipe has been handed down through generations of Schweddys, each batch sweatier than the last. Inspired by Saturday Night Live. Details: Victorian bakery label with two chocolate rum balls. Text reads "As Heard On The Delicious Dish," "Pete Schweddy's Schweddy Balls," "No One Can Resist My