Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex Tank Top dd a mustache

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Distressed navy block text at top reads "PARTY TIME IN THE" flanked by red stars

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Three months of doing absolutely nothing

Dads saying "go ask your mom" have successfully avoided making a single decision since 2003

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex Tank Top dd a mustacheAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white