Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed green text reads

Arched distressed green text reads "JOHN MATRIX'S" above large block letters reading "SURPLUS CITY

topped by a golden crown

and this roster runs deeper than any Eternian warrior

" A white crab illustration with a baseball for its body sits centered between "ESTD" and "1888

Amity Island's swim team has a suspiciously high turnover rate and a coach who insists the buddy system is non-negotiable

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Arched distressed green text readsRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching