Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Orange brush-script text reads "Tropic

Orange brush-script text reads "Tropic Bowl" beside a white tiki mask illustration with an orange headdress and small protruding spear-like elements

chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest

a cocktail lounge

making his Shabbos stance the most sincere act of faith ever delivered while screaming at a bowling scheduler

with bold blue text "COLT LANES" arched along the lower curve

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Orange brush-script text reads "TropicTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text