Uncle Roman's Boat Rentals - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL and white clouds

and white clouds

Distressed white angular text arches across the top reading "DON'T THINK

Bold distressed white text in a Hebrew-inspired blocky typeface reads "3000 YEARS" across the top

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

Uncle Roman's Boat Rentals - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL and white cloudsRoman Craig's business model is exactly what happens when a guy who mooches vacations discovers drag boats and zero liability insurance. Lake Potowotominimac deserved better. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "LAKE POTOWOTOMINIMAC, WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses, flanked by orange and yellow flame graphics, two white stars, and horizontal retro stripes in white,