Costanza Institute of Marine Biology - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Bold white text reads "THINGS

Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top

Smaller clean white sans-serif text below reads "Destroying relationships and family dinners since 1776

The fact that still sounds more appealing than Monday morning means the bear isn't even the problem

Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style

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Costanza Institute of Marine Biology - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Bold white text reads "THINGSA true master of deception, George Costanza took his biggest lie to the next levelright into the ocean. This Costanza Institute of Marine Biology design is a fan art tribute to Seinfelds legendary episode where George, posing as a marine biologist, heroically retrieves a Titleist golf ball from a whales blowhole. A perfect retro throwback for fans of classic 90s television, sitcom nostalgia, and anyone who knows that sometimes, a well placed golf shot