I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Two red five-pointed stars flank

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

with a small white outlined military star centered at the bottom

brown jacket over red plaid flannel and white undershirt

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Two red five-pointed stars flankCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: