Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M A cartoon illustration of John

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob McKenzie in a yellow and blue knit toque

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

with large numeral "2" marks in each corner

Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M A cartoon illustration of JohnLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET