Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt fall which is historically optimistic

which is historically optimistic

a 1950s clip-art-style illustration in white depicts a square-jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars

flanked by vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1987

Jack Dempsey's Restaurant opened in the 1930s on 8th Avenue in Manhattan

Inspired by American Pie

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt fall which is historically optimisticTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text