Please Touch My Dinghy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt boats Bold distressed white block letters

Bold distressed white block letters read "SMOKEEATERS" above gold-yellow stars and white text reading "CLASS B" and "BASEBALL

Inspired by Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Italic script below reads "Central League" above large bold text reading "EGYPTIANS BASEBALL CLUB

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "YELLOW HAMMERS" in an arched arrangement above a vintage cartoon illustration of a smiling boy in a pinstriped uniform

Vintage hand-drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white

Please Touch My Dinghy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt boats Bold distressed white block lettersAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered