Check Out My Rod - Unisex Hoodie Color:Dark Heather Golden-yellow ornate serif text with

Golden-yellow ornate serif text with dark outlines reads "Bitch Better" above and "Have My Cookies" below

Putting it on a shooting star just makes the creed official

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

a smiling face

Arched distressed white block text reads "I SKIED THE K-12" above a circular badge containing white line-art evergreen trees flanking a mountain peak with ski trail lines

Check Out My Rod - Unisex Hoodie Color:Dark Heather Golden-yellow ornate serif text withFly fishermen bragging about their rod operate with the plausible deniability of a gas station greeting card. The waders don't make it classy, they just make it waterproof. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text arcs across the top reading "CHECK OUT MY ROD!" Below, a vintage style white illustration depicts a fly fisherman standing in water, wearing waders and a vest, reeling in a leaping fish while holding a landing net. Fit & Fabric: