Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green Gold hand-lettered text reads "DRY

Gold hand-lettered text reads "DRY DOCK" inside a black life preserver ring

wearing a light blue cap labeled "CHARLIES" and gripping a light blue bat

Beaches loving you back is the kind of confidence that only works if nobody asks follow-up questions

" Yellow cursive italic script reads "Those Aren't Pillows" above three small white icons of an airplane

clubs like this one gave Pacific Coast players a league to call their own

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Forest Green Gold hand-lettered text reads "DRYNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack