Chug Norris - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched golden-cream serif text reads

Arched golden-cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities

and lunch counters like this one fed the crowds between newsreels and errands

and golden-yellow antennae tipped with small dots

Üpschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943

Fluency in movie quotes means every conversation becomes a one-sided game of Name That Film nobody agreed to play

Chug Norris - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched golden-cream serif text readsDual wielding pints is the only martial art where the belt system is measured in ABV. Nobody has ever asked him to pace himself twice. The Details: Distressed screen print style illustration depicts a muscular, bearded figure with brown feathered hair wearing an open light blue button up, holding a golden yellow pint of beer in each hand. Bold white distressed block text below reads "CHUG NORRIS." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun