Capital Roller Rink - Harrisburg, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_golf a suburban bowling alley that

a suburban bowling alley that became something more in the 1980s

Roller rinks that offered both skating and dancing were basically nightclubs with fewer lawsuits and more organ music

Smaller white mixed-case text reads "Just Add Coffee" at the bottom

Distressed white heavy sans-serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below

holding a raised handgun

Capital Roller Rink - Harrisburg, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_golf a suburban bowling alley thatHarrisburg put its state capitol dome on a roller rink matchbook and called it Pennsylvania's Finest, which is the most sincere thing any city has ever done. Somewhere that building is a mattress warehouse now, and the matchbook is worth more than the inventory. The Details: Bold cream block letters read "CAPITAL" above "ROLLER RINK" within a distressed red and cream trapezoid border, with a halftone Pennsylvania State Capitol dome illustration