Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Unisex Hoodie Size:M the allegedly hilarious one is

the allegedly hilarious one is folded up next to confidence you'll never actually put on

White distressed text reads "SAN DIMAS" in an arched layout above a digital illustration of a blonde jock in a blue and white "SD" letterman jacket over a yellow shirt

and clawed feet rendered in a weathered screen-print texture

Golden-yellow Chinese characters appear at the bottom center

El Guapo rolling straight outta Santa Poco is the hardest flex a man with a plethora of bandits and zero actual street cred can make

Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Unisex Hoodie Size:M the allegedly hilarious one isListing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure." Marcus Brody vouching for your credentials doesn't make the resume less criminal. Inspired by Indiana Jones. The Details: Arched golden cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities." A distressed earth tone illustrated portrait of Dr. Jones in his brown fedora sits over Egyptian hieroglyphics in muted gold