Trust Me I'm a Professional - Women's T-Shirt Size:M a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts

a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts jagged mountain peaks flanked by evergreen pine trees

Winning a surf championship in a landlocked desert is the kind of credential that only impresses people who've never seen an actual ocean

" A vintage cartoon red cat with large eyes and whiskers prances against a light blue splash

Red serif text below reads "KOBAYASHI" above smaller serif lettering reading "Porcelain

Halftone portrait rendered in high-contrast posterized black and white style is centered at the top

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Women's T-Shirt Size:M a vintage hand-drawn illustration depictsBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact