Independence 1776 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L because nobody survives telling the

because nobody survives telling the judge his crown is hideous

Engraved white illustration depicts Napoleon Bonaparte in his bicorne hat

and this is why

Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

wearing a headlamp helmet and a large mustache

Independence 1776 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L because nobody survives telling theThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE