Allergic to Mornings - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Nothing says old money legitimacy

Nothing says old money legitimacy like burnt coffee and insider trading

Bold black sans-serif text below reads "AMERICA'S MULLET

a golden-orange sun circle

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Arched distressed white text reads "SHAMROCKS" above a cartoon four-leaf clover character wearing an orange cap

Allergic to Mornings - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Nothing says old money legitimacyStamping "allergic to mornings" directly onto a sunburst is the graphic design equivalent of putting a peanut warning label on an EpiPen. The sun showed up to be cheerful and got treated like a biohazard. The Details: Distressed yellow sunburst shape with jagged pointed rays and speckled worn texture fills the center of the design. Bold black retro bubble lettering reads "ALLERGIC TO MORNINGS" centered within the sunburst. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic