Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Every office has a guy

Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence

giving working families somewhere to gather every weeknight

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Fucupcakes belong on every passive-aggressive brunch menu right between the mimosas and the restraining order

Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Every office has a guyEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring