Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Color:Irish Green with small blue stars scattered

with small blue stars scattered around them

a black line-art paddlewheel steamboat sits on blue water with yellow accents along its decks

with scattered gold dots

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

Inspired by Taxi Driver

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Color:Irish Green with small blue stars scatteredPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text