You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt pendleton Basting a turkey requires a

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Bold golden-yellow display text below reads "Tobacco

Inspired by Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Distressed yellow retro script text with a darker drop shadow reads "Pobody's Nerfect" in a groovy 1970s cursive style

Coastal California motor lodges like this one traded on salt air and simplicity

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt pendleton Basting a turkey requires aSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red