Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt MD2026 A cartoon-style illustration depicts Maximus

A cartoon-style illustration depicts Maximus in gladiator armor

then offers to fix it

Arched distressed white text reads "ROWDY BURNS" above the bold white number "51" flanked by red horizontal lines

Bold white text below reads "IS IN-TENTS

Arched distressed white text reads "THE KOKURYUKAI IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE BLACK DRAGON HONOR" above a stark white stencil-style portrait of Frank Dux flanked by two five-pointed stars

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt MD2026 A cartoon-style illustration depicts MaximusEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring