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Teal cursive script reads "Canoe Rentals" above distressed teal block text reading "PADDLES NOT INCLUDED

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal " around a circular emblemPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text