Get On Board With the Lord - Unisex Hoodie grand forks Inspired by The Thing

Inspired by The Thing

Large light blue script text reads "Johnnys" over a vintage hand-drawn illustration of snow-capped mountains in white and light blue with weathered texture

Firefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it

A golden-yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards

White blackletter text reading "Deez" overlaps the figure's midsection

Get On Board With the Lord - Unisex Hoodie grand forks Inspired by The ThingYouth pastors in 1998 genuinely believed a half pipe and some Christian rock would save more souls than two thousand years of theology. Jesus on a skateboard is just the logical conclusion of that desperate pivot to relevance. The Details: Golden yellow bold block text reads "GET ON BOARD" across the top. A white cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in flowing robes rides a skateboard with arms outstretched. Golden yellow bold text to the right reads