Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Dark text below reads "You're

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Distressed gray block text reads "BIRMINGHAM" above a baseball flanked by "18" and "87

its toothed mouth open near a small spice harvester

Betamax is a defunct consumer video tape that lost the videotape format war to VHS

this shirt is a hilarious tribute to one of the most memorable episodes

Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Dark text below reads "You'reTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the