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Arched distressed orange serif text reads "HANCOCK INFANTS" above a vintage cartoon illustration of a baby's face wearing a light blue baseball cap

Everyone who objects has to say it out loud first

a green champagne bottle with a gold foil neck is tilted to the right

with white cursive reading "Absolutely" and "FREE

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Smoke Brisket Not Meth - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt vintagestuff Arched distressed orange serif textFifties clip art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced. The fact that "smoke" needs that kind of clarification tells you everything the census won't. The Details: A distressed white stencil style illustration of a clean cut man in a dress shirt and tie stands beside an offset barrel smoker with billowing smoke. Below,