Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Ornamental scrollwork surrounds curved bottom

Ornamental scrollwork surrounds curved bottom text reading "DANGER IS MY BUSINESS

" A white silhouette of a person hunched over a metal detector stands beside a palm tree on a small sand mound

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

I heard that

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Ornamental scrollwork surrounds curved bottomJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,