Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers " Two pink telephone handsets

" Two pink telephone handsets with curly cords flank a small pink retro television icon at the bottom

Inspired by Every Which Way But Loose

nobody wanted one

Flanking the figure

and a round nose sits at the bottom

Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers " Two pink telephone handsetsFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"