Morning Wood Lumber Company - Unisex T-Shirt drones Stockings hung by the chimney

Stockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre

Weathered golden-yellow block text reads "ÜPSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides

Death tried to close the account but spite filed an extension

Drinkin' with Claus means the naughty list is just a to-do list

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

Morning Wood Lumber Company - Unisex T-Shirt drones Stockings hung by the chimneyMorning Wood Lumber Co. has been working hard since 1963, which is the kind of dedication that deserves a slow clap and zero eye contact. Grandma will be so proud of your commitment to the timber industry. The Details: Distressed sage green block serif text reads "MORNING WOOD" above smaller text reading "ESTD" and "1963" flanking an olive gold end grain log illustration with visible tree rings and a small branch. Below, sage green serif text reads