This is What Happens, Larry - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon rendered in a classical etching

rendered in a classical etching style

Fly fishermen bragging about their rod operate with the plausible deniability of a gas station greeting card

Arched golden-cream distressed serif text reads "SALEM WITCHES" above a crescent moon and scattered stars

they gave a hardworking iron range community something to rally around on summer nights

Poodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male

This is What Happens, Larry - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon rendered in a classical etchingDestroying the wrong Corvette with absolute moral certainty is peak Walter, swinging that crowbar like a man who has never been wrong about anything ever. Larry never even flinched, which somehow made it worse. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: High contrast white illustration of Walter Sobchak gripping a crowbar with both hands, wearing yellow tinted aviator sunglasses, mouth open mid yell. Bold yellow uppercase angular text below reads